Friday, 31 October 2008
Now I am not talking about the guy to the left. Although, he did present T4 and is clearly so ugly as to give the impression of being the long lost missing link.
I am actually talking about the people in the hot hatch on my way home from Tesco's tonight.
You see apparently I had the temerity to have been on the roundabout and in a lane they wanted to be in. This heinous behaviour was clearly deserving of the bibbing and cutting up I received. It was after this that I spotted the thoroughly amusing "t4ugs" personalised number plate on their particularly gay coloured motor (it was a weird turquoise blue and even gayer than Luke's Harry Potter reject scarf). Unfortunately for these sub-evolutionaries, they had the misfortune of then finding themselves behind two other cars and a lorry that moved at the rate of continental drift.
I'm not sure what was then funniest. Sitting a meter behind them whilst they desperately reved their engine in the delusional belief that this could somehow get them past 2 cars, 1 lorry and a set of traffic lights; or coming off at the Sainsbury's roundabout watching them still stuck behind the lorry on their way to the treacle mine roundabout.